trivia-goddess: my-goodsweethoneylord: myheartbelongstoloki: underboobvagina: what if there was a historical typo and it was actually jack the stripper I JUST SPAT TEA EVERYWHERE
knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
razzmapandas: rebby: deanckles: shawty had them apple man pants?
vexarion: ifyoucarryonthisway: i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...– When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating. It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
When was super depressed, I wasn’t working—I was always too depressed. Hemingway...– In an interview with The Fix, Mary Karr debunks the toxic mythology that it is necessary to be damaged in order to be creative. My own vehement defiance to that mythology is what led me to choose Ray Bradbury – the ultimate epitome of creating from joy rather than suffering – as the subject of my...
theholl0w asked: I just realized something. I have a metal toolshed in my backyard. Lets do this.
videohall: When bored at the beach
theholl0w: 12 a.m Me: I really need to go to bed now. Me: But..Tumblr.. 2 a.m. Me: WHY CAN’T I STOP LAUGHING.
theholl0w asked: Wkdufusbej. The doctor who theme just started playing in my head and instead of the tardis flying in, it's a tool shed..
canadumb: thinsiqnificant: canadumb: *ducts tapes my laptop together* *duct tapes my life together* isnt that what i said
theholl0w asked: Oh sweet Jesus. I just imagined that. I'm still laughing. I need to sleep. Let's have a giant robotic.. Something.
LITERALLY THIS JUST HAPPENED I'M SCREAMING
ME: *SINGING LOUDLY* YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR: SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP
This happened to us once:
My roommate: WHAT ARE THEY SELLIN'?!
My roommate: WHAT?!
My roommate: WHAT?!!!
Person in the next room: CHOCOLAAATTTTTEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
bogleech: Can we just Appreciate the fact that Tropius is exactly the following three things: A) a dinosaur. B) a banana tree. C) able to fly.
have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
theholl0w asked: Let's do it. Can we have a different coloured tardis though?
theholl0w asked: YOU ARE NOW MY COMPANION THROUGH SPACE AND TIME. Where shall we go first ;D
Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
penandpage: whisperrun: whisperrun: theneverendingdrums: anywigwilldo: after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me Nothing happened. I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE *throws down gauntlet* Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever. Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then...
jesussbabymomma: jesussbabymomma: is it petsmart or petsmart thanks